The visa showed up after half a year of waiting, documents resubmitted more times than I can count. I opened the PDF expecting relief. What I got was a small, absurd masterpiece of bureaucratic contradiction. Two entries. Valid for two months. But the two entries had to be spaced at least two months apart. Read that again. You can use the first entry. Then you wait two months for the second. By the time you are allowed to return, the two-month validity has already expired. The visa cancels itself out. A multiple-entry visa, quietly redesignated by its own fine print into a single entry. I laughed. Then I taped that…